There's brave and there's stupid

Dear Internet,

You know how I did that dare thing, and you all said I was so hardcore because I had no make-up? Well, I went back and checked my hardcore picture (I had a few concerns) and in the interests of thoroughness I turned my computer monitor up to as bright as it could be. That is when I discovered just how hard-core I was. I discovered that by the time I'd worked out which was the best angle to minimise eyebags, the modesty towel I'd been draping round me had fallen by the wayside. No wonder you were calling me so brave. No wonder you couldn't notice any bags under my eyes. Probably too busy wondering if that pink bit down the bottom of the picture was really what you thought it was. I am really really praying that you all were too distracted by my eyebrows, and that none of you had let small children fiddle with the brightness controls on your computer monitors. Because if any of you did notice and were just too polite to say so, you are in BIG trouble.

Stomper.