Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Ewwww.

In medical news just to hand, I've been vaccinated for swine flu this year - my lovely GP offered it to me while I was in getting a script for my underactive thyroid, because of my working with young children status. It didn't hurt at all.

Also, while I was there I said can you please check out my warts so that I know they're warts before I apple-cider-vinegar them? While she was inspecting them I joked I was turning into a warty old lady.

She said those two are not exactly warts. They are seb0rrh0eic kerat0sis. Have you ever seen an old man's chest? I said not in living memory. She said in hospitals you see quite a lot of old men with lots of what look like squashed sultanas on them. Then she showed me a perfectly disgusting picture. Here's the link. ONLY FOLLOW IT IF YOU WANT TO BE GROSSED OUT! She then offered to freeze them off with liquid nitrogen and I practically fell over in my hurry to accept this offer.

It's bad enough turning into a warty old lady, I definitely don't want to turn into a warty old man.

25 comments:

  1. *gasp*

    can't type...

    *gasp*

    laughing!

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  2. Don't want to call you Sir Stomper!

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  3. not looking! definitely not looking ...........

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  4. After that description, there's no way that I'm clicking on that link1

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  5. Yeah me too. Hands and forearms.
    I looked at the link. Love self-diagnosis.

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  6. in a moment of weakness I followed the link.

    Thank goodness for liquid nitrogen is all I can say!

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  7. I'm NOT going to follow that link. No way. Ewww.

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  8. ewww. I've had one of them too. Lucky for liquid nitrogen ...

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  9. yeurk! it took me w hile to work out that the middle picture in the bottom row was the side of someone's eye :( i think i have a few of those although not as revoltingly as some of the pics.
    where can you buy liquid nitrogen?? from 7/11?

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  10. Oh no I'm not checking those pictures out , gee thanks very much anyway though .

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  11. Have you warned Fixit about your tendency to turn into an old man as you age?

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  12. I couldn't help myself, I clicked. Gahhh! Do you think they have to send those poor chaps in for a liquid nitrogen bath?

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  13. Sultanas? SULTANAS?
    ... brrrrr.

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  14. Um, yuck. You're right though, warty old man wouldn't be a look that suited you at all.

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  15. You would make a terrible boy! Unless you turn into Fred Astaire. I did NOT look. I'm about to eat lunch.

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  16. LOL. No danger of the man thing, I think.

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  17. I'll take your word on the descrption - no need for me to follow your link.

    You made me laugh - again.

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  18. Next thing you know there'll be an ear hair alert! Just kidding.....

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  19. OMG I clicked.

    WHY WOULD I CLICK????

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  20. Yuk, take the nitrogen option.

    And the thyroxine.

    There is nothing wrong with aging, but squashed sultana aging? Pass.

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  21. I totally agree! I have had a couple of really small ones zapped off. Gom has some on his back that the GP keeps telling us are OK. Ugly, but OK.

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  22. I am laughing, and definitely not clicking through!

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  23. Now I wonder what the Dr Fish would make of those? Perhaps they'd be prepared to nibble them off too?

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