Boy Tales

We received the Climber's school report today. He's doing well, and I was happy to see that his teacher had rated his Effort and Class Behaviour as Excellent.
Although. There would appear to be a discrepancy between what
I think is important in his school achievements and what
he thinks. Vis.

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Bloggus Interruptus, via the Cherub, demanding that I leave the computer and attend to the dinner:
You have to come in here NOW! The kitchen is noise-ing.
(Please ignore the grime.)Girl Tales.
I'm having an iron transfusion next week. I spoke to a very nice haematologist today. We were having the introductory chat and he said
tell me why you're here? and I said
my GP referred me because my stored iron levels were quite low, at which he snorted and told me
they're worse than low, they're zero. Which you know, actually they are SIX but I guess in the scheme of stored iron levels a six doesn't count for anything...
So I'm off to the Medi-hotel for a 5-hour stint with a needle in my hand. Glad I've got plenty of
Anne books to be going on with. (I'm enjoying the re-read enormously, by the way. That first book is much funnier now that I'm a grown-up. I think I was too busy empathising and agonising with Anne through her dilemmas to get the funny side when I read them as a gel.)
He also wants a follow-up on why my iron levels are so pathetic, and bandied around Coeliac disease (needs to be tested, family history) and bowel cancer (dismissed because of my
young age!! ) (shut up!). I'm ignoring these possibilities though. I reckon the pregnancies, the breastfeeding and the amount of exercise I do are the culprits. I don't want to hear no more about no serious diseases, fingers in ears, lalala.
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I think the
worrisome student has gone loco. Sounds like no food has passed her lips for a couple of weeks, so all proper brain function has ceased. I had a chat with her after class. That was when she started saying loco stuff. I said
Eat, or I'll be requiring a medical certificate for you to attend this class. Kind but firm. Not that I think it will work, but it needed to be said.