Thursday, February 08, 2007

Why Nell Went to The Dentist.

(alternative title : More Reasons to Stop Smoking)
Cherub to Nell : (having just noticed some nicotine stains)
"Have you got poo on your teeth?"

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How a 6-year-old's brain works.


Fixit : (barking at Climber as he tries to chivvy him into getting dressed for school) Why are you hopping?
Climber : (hopping energetically towards the bedroom) I'm pretending I've got a broken foot.


Oh.

10 comments:

  1. Good laughs!
    At least I've got you up & working on my blog again.

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  2. Don't even try to get into their heads, kids just on't think like we do!

    Love it!

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  3. Oh - my worst nightmare - being called 'poo teeth' ( and I don't even smoke :( )

    Her teeth look sparkle-arkel white and bright compared to my yellowy-orange stunners ...

    arrghh, teeth :(

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  4. Oh oh oh, H&B you made me laugh so hard with your comment. I hope no-one ever, ever calls you poo teeth. *snort*

    Poor Nell went straight to the dentist for the clean and scale following my tactful cherub's remark.

    Arrgh teeth indeed.

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  5. That is soooo funny! But scarey too, the way kids see things!

    But congrats to you Stomper, you have managed to incorporate Poo into 2 blogs in a row, and yet I still want to come back and read you tomorrow! :)

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  6. Good for Cherub.

    Sometimes one must cut to heal.

    -J.

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  7. Well, on the 'bright' side, your teeth should look really nice sans nicoctine... ;-)

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  8. Hilarious. Well, not the poo bit, but the hopping is pure genius. Of course, when he learns to keep quiet about his mischievous ways, he'll lead you a merry dance!!

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Don't let the cat get your tongue.