Dear Internet,
You know how I did that dare thing, and you all said I was so hardcore because I had no make-up? Well, I went back and checked my hardcore picture (I had a few concerns) and in the interests of thoroughness I turned my computer monitor up to as bright as it could be. That is when I discovered just how hard-core I was. I discovered that by the time I'd worked out which was the best angle to minimise eyebags, the modesty towel I'd been draping round me had fallen by the wayside. No wonder you were calling me so brave. No wonder you couldn't notice any bags under my eyes. Probably too busy wondering if that pink bit down the bottom of the picture was really what you thought it was. I am really really praying that you all were too distracted by my eyebrows, and that none of you had let small children fiddle with the brightness controls on your computer monitors. Because if any of you did notice and were just too polite to say so, you are in BIG trouble.
Stomper.
The retired life
14 hours ago
Really?
ReplyDeleteSwear to God I didn't notice.
Wish I had, though.
Nope. Didn't see.
ReplyDeleteI only come here for the pr0n ...
ReplyDeleteDear God! The horror! I can see your nekkid shoulders! Oh, right; you edited the photo.
ReplyDeleteActually ... I'm very sorry to admit this ... I didn't see nuthin' naughty in the original post. I don't know if it was my monitor setting or whether Blogger's obsession with maintaining its page template made the interesting bits get cropped out, but there you have it.
I'm afraid, my dear Stomper, that you are feeling embarrassed over something that nobody else had an opportunity to see. You do have nice eyebrows, though.
Oh come on, you're kidding right?? I would SO have noticed anything untoward so that I could harass you endlessly about it, and I didn't see a thing!
ReplyDeleteIf there really truly was SOMEthing showing, you should have quickly made it pay per view. You've missed a golden opportunity here to become the Interweb's Next Hot Thing, Stomper.
Nup, I saw nothing (that's my story anyway.....).
ReplyDeleteDidn't see a thing... too distracted by your eyebrows.
ReplyDeleteI am sitting here in front of my computer with an ear-to-ear grin. Not because I noticed anything yesterday when I came by and saw your post (sorry - I sometimes read but have nothing to say for myself). I am just greatly amused that you managed to post a picture with pink bits in it! Woooo! What a shame none of us were observant enough to see anything nudey.
ReplyDeleteAnd I also was most definitely distracted by your perfect eyebrows and huge green eyes. You are gorgeous, even first thing in the morning.
Was it not a hint when people started calling you Elaine?
ReplyDelete(You'd have to be a Seinfeld fan to get this comment...)
lmao!
ReplyDeleteSo, so funny as I have done something similar before - photo of my lovely face - unseen mirror in background - checked out the photo - not so lovely, big, white, butt peeking back from the mirror...
all I can say? Thank god for digital cameras and photoshop!
:D
So you're the Elaine Benes of Blogger. Cool.
ReplyDeleteHA!! You are HILARIOUS!
ReplyDeleteI went right back down to check the photo out again....so quickly, I didn't even read your label that you'd fixed it now.
Didn't notice. Honestly.
Heidi
Didn't notice. Will have to go back and look now...
ReplyDeletegravity has been kind to you my friend.
ReplyDeletedidn't notice either!
ReplyDeleteBut... new series of Dr Who started last night over here.
I didn't notice and I am a human male with an unblemished and exemplary record of heterosexuality.
ReplyDeleteIf I didn't notice, you're oh, so very, very safe.
-J.
Everyone was too busy perving at your magnificent, um, eyebrows.
ReplyDeleteDidn't see anything - but I must start maximising photos cause I seem to miss out on all the best bits :) Hee hee .... poor you!! I'm sure no-one noticed.
ReplyDeleteI find this hilarious! I respect women who can step up to these kinds of dares. The world needs more of you. Perhaps one day I'll be so brave. But not today! : )
ReplyDeleteWell darn! That Burlesque show you did really went to your head didn't it? Or would that be your chest?
ReplyDeleteOh! Funny!!!
ReplyDeleteEven though I didn't comment on your hardcore pic, I did see it when you first put it up, my monitor is set at the brightest all the time, (because it is so crap) didn't notice anything.
Your green eyes are so striking I'm hardly surprised.
(I have a secret vendetta (not really) against redheads with green eyes because I was once told IF I had green eyes I would stop traffic or something to that effect.)