I'm so relieved - once I read it the second time, I realised that it didn't actually say "free beer/urine". I'm not a beer drinker but that reward option would be quite an easy one to choose between.
do I know you? has your son been visiting and I didn't notice?
(Now darling it's 5 o'clock on the microwave clock and Mummy's run out of both beer and wine, what does that mean? Yes, it means she'll have to get stuck into that cheap brandy up the back of the recipe books cupboard.)
The preschool kids had to draw a picture of their Mum and the teacher wrote some favourite things ....I am the ONLY one who likes to drink wine!! All other Mums like milk, coffee and water!!....how boring!!
Oh there is one Mum who likes "alcoholic drinks"! I should be happy with wine.
Stomper Girl.
Also starring
Mr. Fixit.
With The Climber (15),
The Cherub (12), our Burmese cat Basil (he replaced Bertie Wooster the kitty who disappeared one night), and sometimes our friend Nell.
Snort!
ReplyDeleteI'm so relieved - once I read it the second time, I realised that it didn't actually say "free beer/urine". I'm not a beer drinker but that reward option would be quite an easy one to choose between.
ReplyDeleteTee hee. I love kids' minds and the wonderful ways they work. Your two seem to have especially vivid imaginations!
ReplyDeletecan't imagine where he picked up ideas like that.
ReplyDeletedo I know you? has your son been visiting and I didn't notice?
(Now darling it's 5 o'clock on the microwave clock and Mummy's run out of both beer and wine, what does that mean? Yes, it means she'll have to get stuck into that cheap brandy up the back of the recipe books cupboard.)
Hmmm...$50,000 or a free wine? Somedays it would be toss-up which would motivate me more!
ReplyDeleteDo you keep all these gems in a scrapbook or something for the boys when they're older?
Like Isabelle, I initially thought it said urine too. So glad that's not an option!
ReplyDeleteFrom where did he break loose? Where have you been keeping him?
ReplyDeleteI think I saw that car earlier today...
I'll take the $50,000 in wine thanks.
ReplyDeleteThe preschool kids had to draw a picture of their Mum and the teacher wrote some favourite things
....I am the ONLY one who likes to drink wine!! All other Mums like milk, coffee and water!!....how boring!!
Oh there is one Mum who likes "alcoholic drinks"! I should be happy with wine.
I thought it read "free beer and wino".
ReplyDeleteYou can never have too many winos.
He has a brilliant imagination. Wish I'd found him. $50,000 will buy a lot of wine.
ReplyDeleteInstead of the wine/beer, or even the money, could I have the getaway car? Please?
ReplyDeleteI thought it said wino too.
ReplyDeleteClimber is hilarious.
With $50k I'd buy Cherub a new car and a few wines for the winos.
ReplyDeletehe is just a little legend - I want the reward!
ReplyDeleteLOL! I was thrown by the 'urine' too :)
ReplyDeleteHeidi
Man, that's pretty cool.
ReplyDelete50 grand *AND* a refreshing drink of the alcoholic variety.
Bonus.